this post was submitted on 24 Jun 2024
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[–] [email protected] 83 points 4 days ago

Maybe they’re calm BECAUSE the floor is food. My next meal is 10 miles away.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Anyone who has let cows out to pasture for the first time in spring knows that this is not always the case.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

It's literally the cutest expression of joy

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Here I thought they were forced to stand around in their own shit

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

that heavily depends on the farm

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Cows aren't solely feeded grass

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

How do I force someone to change their username?

Edit: thanks for coming, everyone. We'll be here all week.

[–] Viking_Hippie 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ask @[email protected]. They originally went by "Charlie".

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why don't you tell the class what you did to make me change it?

[–] Viking_Hippie 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You see, Satan and I were at the tail end of a weeklong bender and getting kinda bored..

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It wasn't just a weeklong bender, you fucking hippie.

You said you would always be there for me.

[–] Viking_Hippie 7 points 3 days ago

It wasn't just a weeklong bender

Right, forgot the s in weekslong 😁

you fucking hippie.

Better than a celibate hippie. Those guys are WEIRD!

You said you would always be there for me

And I will! When the rain starts to fall claps 4 times while swimming fully clothed in a New York fountain