ThatWeirdGuy1001

joined 1 year ago

I don't want to tell you all how old I was when I realized that it wasn't weird to mix milk from two jugs when you run out from one because it's not a one-jug-per-cow sort of operation. in c/dull_mens_club

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 5 points 3 weeks ago

I plead the 5th.

I don't want to tell you all how old I was when I realized that it wasn't weird to mix milk from two jugs when you run out from one because it's not a one-jug-per-cow sort of operation. in c/dull_mens_club

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 8 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Just don't drink straight from the jug. The bacteria in your saliva will spoil the milk twice as fast.

Without fail in c/[email protected]

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 48 points 3 weeks ago

Nah cause it's the realest shit there is.

I can deal with sub zero temps but a windy day at 40°f feels like ice cutting into your bones.

I did that! in c/[email protected]

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He could still do it just for funsies.

Make sure your priorities are straight in c/lemmyshitpost

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 9 points 3 weeks ago

I'm the bottom picture for both.

If you don't tongue kiss the homies goodnight the way you'd tear into an ass we can't be friends.

My knee gave out at work today and all I could think of was this in c/lemmyshitpost

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 4 points 3 weeks ago

My shoulders sound like rice krispies whenever I do pull ups.

My knee gave out at work today and all I could think of was this in c/lemmyshitpost

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 3 points 3 weeks ago

"A box?"

"Is it steel?"

"Are there locks?"

"Is it filled with a pox?"

"A pox? How delightful, a pox"

Amish voters did not win Pennsylvania for Donald Trump in c/politics

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 5 points 3 weeks ago

I feel like the main takeaway is more that everyone expected dumb white people to vote Trump. No one expected the very people he's openly said he's gonna fuck over to vote for him.

uh... you talking to me...? in c/bikinibottomtwitter

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

I'm gonna make so many spongebob quotes that everyone's gonna drown in it! DROWN IN IT!!!

My knee gave out at work today and all I could think of was this in c/lemmyshitpost

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Simply stretching makes my body sound like a bone cracking symphony.

My knee gave out at work today and all I could think of was this in c/lemmyshitpost

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It's okay the sound of the skateboard covers it up.

My knee gave out at work today and all I could think of was this in c/lemmyshitpost

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 21 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"Hmm. Must have been the wind"