If you had a business that boiled down to "corporate mercenary" don't you think it would be incredibly convenient to have a reputation as a villainous bulldog?
There are very few companies who get to pretend they don't give a flying shit about people. This is one who will thrive on that reputation. Pinkertons and whatever Blackwater is now.
Don't forget government death panels.
I hate that for you. If you find a good Popeye's it's really great for fast food. Unfortunately to find a good one you've got to look for a line.
Your house will never be full of useless chaos until I've ridden a horse through it.
While you and I may give a shit about ethics you can't expect everyone to hold themselves to the same standards unless you want your heart broken every day for the rest of your life.
People also seem to somehow believe that free speech in the US means that private instances can't deplatform you for the things you say.
I have no idea why anyone thinks that extends to anyone besides the government censoring speech or why they think free speech means freedom from the consequences of that speech.
I know one Waldo and I've seen one Waldo in one modern book series (not counting where's Waldo). I can't think of anyone named Wally from a book series, but I know a few Walters that get referred to a Wally on and off. I think Waldo was probably more popular in the early to mid 1900s, and probably more popular in areas with higher German populations.
Alas, I am but one data point.
No, but it's about 50 bald eagle wingspans.
Also an American. I couldn't imagine how big that was so I went outside and measured. It's between 1000 and 1050 Big Macs away from his house for anyone wondering.
I bet I'm about to own one just like it
If you look at my original reply you'd see that I never condoned tolerating him or his bullshit. I personally don't like prison rape jokes. I didn't say you couldn't make them. I didn't police you even a little. The fact that you're so set on justifying rape jokes that no one told you to stop making tells me something about you.
If you're that bothered by what an anonymous drunk thinks of the kinds of jokes you make maybe you should take a look at why you feel that way. I'll give you a hint: it has nothing to do with the piece of shit this story is about.
Plus the bottom handle looks to be about the same height as my butt cheeks. If I can grab it between the cheeks instead of getting my hands dirty then I'm definitely doing that.
(No, not really, I'm not that talented)