SkyezOpen

joined 2 years ago
[–] SkyezOpen 4 points 2 weeks ago

Not as long as you deliver.

That's a double yolk at least. Maybe even a triple if that's possible.

[–] SkyezOpen 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No but it may as well have.

[–] SkyezOpen 17 points 2 weeks ago

You sure know a lot about performing a proper nazi salute...

[–] SkyezOpen 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Giant robot explodes and the head lands 5 feet from Chris Pratt. He looks at the camera and says "well that just happened.

[–] SkyezOpen 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Find you a small local place that sells branded mugs and offers $1 refills.

[–] SkyezOpen 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Context is very important for this image.

[–] SkyezOpen 12 points 2 weeks ago

From the pole, Seadragon (having no other choice) turned south

Pffft

[–] SkyezOpen 1 points 2 weeks ago

Every big tech company has bent the knee to trump. While I don't find it likely that widespread crackdown would happen because someone shit talked cheeto Hitler, it's not beyond the realm of possibilities. At the very least, it's more plausible that he might use connections to dig up dirt on political enemies.

[–] SkyezOpen 3 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I knew nothing about the art 10 minutes ago and now I am also enraged at the trailer.

[–] SkyezOpen 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

The delicious irony of this is that real USDOT plates are explicitly for commercial vehicles, which sovcits claim their cars aren't. Some of them actually get real USDOT numbers and print them on fake plates. So there's a chance this guy's number may have been legit. Hell, he might've even had a real USDOT plate somehow. But again, the magic doesn't work like they think it works.

[–] SkyezOpen 1 points 2 weeks ago

On further consideration, maybe he's outwardly gay and secretly likes women. That'd be a big brain play.

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