Shard

joined 1 year ago
[–] Shard 2 points 2 months ago

95% Alcohol(any kind, ethanol, isopropyl, methanol) is a cheap, highly effective, contact killer. Spray any bug with it and it will die. Either the alcohol kills it from the toxicity or from dehydration because the alcohol cleaned off its protective wax surface.

[–] Shard 3 points 2 months ago

Who is your favorite fearless hero?

[–] Shard 15 points 2 months ago

Ah, classic "is she into you?"

[–] Shard 2 points 2 months ago

Spent all his evolution points on superfluous eyes that don't serve a purpose instead of points on intelligence.

What are bicep eyeballs supposed to do other than give you a massive case of motion sickness?

[–] Shard 7 points 2 months ago

Minox allowed me to enter the awkward phase.

One day I'll grow through it.

[–] Shard 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Shard 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

One second guys, I thought OP meant he'd be drowning in pussy not actual cat and kitty litter

[–] Shard 7 points 2 months ago

Multiple sexual harassment claims and lawsuits, including incidents of stolen breast milk.

  • Alleged cubicle crawls where drunk employees go cubicle to cubicle harassing females.
  • Multiple C suites resigning due to personal indiscretions.
  • A "Cosby" suite
  • Suicide due to extreme harassment
  • Multiple allegations of breast milk missing from office fridges.

You can't make this shit up.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Department_of_Fair_Employment_and_Housing_v._Activision_Blizzard

[–] Shard 2 points 2 months ago

A déjà vu is usually a glitch in the Matrix. It happens when they change something.

[–] Shard -4 points 2 months ago

When did Lemmy.ml let you out of the cage?

[–] Shard 17 points 2 months ago

That tweet is way to coherent for something that's supposed to come from trump.

[–] Shard 49 points 2 months ago

Build the economy and fund education and social programs. Fight corruption hard.

Its not glamorous or exciting but its what works in the long run.

Why do people turn to crime? Maybe a few idolize Pablo Escobar and the like, but the vast majority are trying to get by, feed their families and bring their kids through school. If legal work has you slaving away for a pittance that won't even feed your family and corrupt governments take away money meant for the betterment of the community you start to see why some people stop caring or see illicit means as their only way out of poverty.

Education. An educated populace means a skilled workforce, which leads to better paying jobs and a chance out of poverty. I don't think the choice between a good paying job in an international pharmaceutical company and a dangerous drug lab is a difficult one when you have legitimate options on the table.

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