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[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Your first mistake was using a swinging weapon in an environment where only thrusting weapons have any chance, your second was having such a poor grip that despite being able to breathe underwater and being a higher lifeform than man this dipshit was able to take the sword from you...

Which goes back to problem one, as you had no way to swing the sword with enough force to do anything to the fish

[–] Dasus 18 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I don't know if we need to criticise her choice of weapon as much as his.

It's rocking a fucking flail underwater.

[–] Shard 2 points 2 months ago

Spent all his evolution points on superfluous eyes that don't serve a purpose instead of points on intelligence.

What are bicep eyeballs supposed to do other than give you a massive case of motion sickness?

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