SarcasticMan

joined 9 months ago
[–] SarcasticMan 114 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Women are for reproduction use only. Men can fuck couches and dress up like women but their place is out in the world. Doing the tough jobs like I did when I was a US Marine, risking my life to write press releases and enjoy it in the rear, hahaha, that's what she said. I am not weird, you're weird. When a woman can no longer produce babies and her womb has dried up she should devote her time to raising the children of her husband's young new baby machi...I mean grandchildren. In conclusion, Donny said I could say the n-word any time I want if he gets elected and he would also buy me a nice new sexy suede couch and he promised not to deport my brown wife and our Italian-level white children." - James David "My Preferred Name Is JD" Vance

[–] SarcasticMan 38 points 3 months ago

Elon is like that greasy kid in high school who would correct the History teacher with facts he learned by posting on /pol/. "Actually, the slaves loved being slaves because they got free housing and healthcare."

Can someone please line his shit ass up against the wall already?

[–] SarcasticMan 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Vance is a Marine 03-07

[–] SarcasticMan 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I miss it, the little dude will be 26 going on 30 next year.

Edit: I hit send before I finished editing it.

[–] SarcasticMan 38 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Look man, if the kid fucking party can't fuck kids then what's the point? Someone needs to consider the kid fucking party's feelings and let them fuck them kids. But don't let dudes dressed as women read to them that might warp the kids brains.

[–] SarcasticMan 47 points 3 months ago (14 children)

If that little dude is as stoked about Pikachu as my dude was about Ninja Turtles then I feel his frustration. My dude one time spent an entire 5-hour car ride talking about Master Splinter. If I could have left him on the side of the road in New Mexico without his mother killing me, I would have lol.

[–] SarcasticMan 28 points 3 months ago

Unfortunately, these "Christians" are the ravenous wolves dressed in sheep's clothing that Matthew 7:15 warns us of.

"The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. An evil soul producing holy witness Is like a villain with a smiling cheek, A goodly apple rotten at the heart. O, what a goodly outside falsehood hath!" - William Shakespeare "The Merchant of Venice"

[–] SarcasticMan 3 points 3 months ago

Yes, thank you.

[–] SarcasticMan 5 points 3 months ago

I think you are, and I think the left has made a hobby of underestimating the "Christian" right. I think it is very naive to say the only backing they have is backwoods states and gravy seals. They have had 4 years to plan and organize. They had fake electors, police, and active-duty military; that one alone should scare you, and now 19 governors actively pushing the election fraud lie. They have the courts, and all it would take is some organized violence and solid leadership.

None of what I am typing matters because you will keep your head buried just like everyone else because then you would have to admit this movement is bigger than you have been told or want to believe. That's been the problem since 2016, underestimating the ideology that runs Trump is how we got him.

I hope you are right, but I am still going to be ready for it if or when you are wrong. As the old man said, "We will see."

Peace

[–] SarcasticMan 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

So, let's just keep underestimating the opposition, and let's see where that gets us.

[–] SarcasticMan 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (6 children)

They have been planning for that since Jan 7th, 2021. This isn't some fly-by-night if I win thing, this will be a well-planned coup attempt. I hope I am wrong but they are openly insinuating as to what their plans are.

Edit: changes 2020 to 2021 Thank you Samus12345 for pointing out the mistake.

[–] SarcasticMan 40 points 3 months ago (10 children)

Man, the amount of heads buried in the sand on this is egregious. He picked him for one reason and one reason only. If he wins Vance will play ball in 28 when they suspend elections. No one in Trump's campaign cares about his weird emails, his couch, or his brown family. He has one job and he is morally flexible enough to break his oath of office to do it.

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