While endangering a string of orphan boys who you keep dressing up in tight green booty shorts… for reasons.
ProtonEvoker
joined 1 year ago
Personally a fan of the Sonic Screwdriver, because I like my drinks like I like my ladies: sweet, bubbly, geeky as hell, and able to knock my ass out.
2 parts Sprite
2 parts orange juice
1 part vanilla vodka
1 part Blue Curaçao
Combine and serve in a highball glass on the rocks.
Not quite, with age comes experience. Learning from that experience is wisdom.
The short version is “that’s not how Reverse Mountain works.”
The long version is that Reverse Mountain pulls in from the four Blue Seas and spits you out in Paradise (the first half of the Grand Line). Even if you could sail backwards through Reverse Mountain (you can’t, the water flow is insanely fast), you’d just end up back in one of the four Blue Seas.
Also, the One Piece isn’t “at the end of the Grand Line”, it’s on Laugh Tale, an island located somewhere in the New World (the second half of the Grand Line) that can only be located using the four Road Poneglyphs. Even if you did end up taking a shortcut to the New World, you still couldn’t find Laugh Tale without the Poneglyphs.
Which is a bit fucking overkill given that the level cap in game is 12.
That’s been your thing since 3e, ya damn whippersnappers! 👴-old Wizards
The Gamers (the original one) made the same joke. Also, available for free on YouTube.
You might be interested in “rolling with emphasis”, a house rule by Brandon Lee Mulligan. Rather than rolling twice and taking the best/worst result, you take the result furthest from 10. Designed for actions that can only end really well or really badly.
I’ve best heard it described as “a rogue and a bard who can only seem to roll Nat 20s and Nat 1s”.
You just described the original Jak trilogy.
Goodbye.