Pr0v3n

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[–] Pr0v3n 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yep, I’m part of the problem. Was super active on Reddit, dumped them, then just don’t really have the energy of fucks anymore to create content or comment really; it’s a shame…

[–] Pr0v3n 1 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I had this issue when they were able to leave the pen by roaming over terrain like rocks or hills. Haven’t had the issue since I moved the pen to an exactly flat space where they can’t use the terrain to climb over the fence.

[–] Pr0v3n 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

My dog, Jose, is pretty smart. I like to get him a large variety of treats, and when he’s been a good boi, I place them all down, separated by a few inches, in front of him on the floor, and ask him to pick what he feels like. Pigs ears, Schmakos, custom dog treats from artisans, little biscuits etc etc. I’ll lay down like 6-10 treats in a row, and he will sit there and wait for me to finish, then I just say “alright pick what you like buddy” and he walks over, sniffs around each of them in sequence, then will pick whatever he feels like, pick it up, come over to me and boop me with his nose, then heads to the living room carpet to enjoy his treat. He has never tried to greed more than one, he always thanks me politely, and he always picks a different one each time so he doesn’t get bored with them. I love him so much.

Sometimes, he just asks me for a treat directly though, he will come up to me at my desk, and lightly paw my leg to get my attention, then he stands on his hind legs and does a pawing gesture with his paws which is just begging, and I go “Jose beg beg? Whats up buddy?” And he will walk to the treat bin and then do beg begs at the bin, then we start our picking game.

[–] Pr0v3n 2 points 11 months ago

Can confirm, was born with more boner than brains; has been an ongoing issue.

[–] Pr0v3n 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I also choose this guys’ dead wife.

[–] Pr0v3n 2 points 11 months ago

Right? I’m a native English speaker (Aussie, so…loosely native English speaker) and my first exposure to “Lbs” was for the weight of Pokemon in the physical red Pokédex handbook, so I always just said they weighed “X labs”, still don’t immediately correct it in my head 25+ years later.

[–] Pr0v3n 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

Ahh fair fair. That’s my aussie ignorance showing.

Does ketchup taste like tomato sauce on a hotdog then?

I’ve always assumed Ketchup was the Americanism for tomato sauce.

[–] Pr0v3n 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (9 children)

Was this even an argument? Tomato sauce is incredible and a staple on hotdogs and Bunnings snags. Are there anti-tomato sauce hotdog people??

[–] Pr0v3n 2 points 11 months ago

Got me Bhopping like I’m back on Q3DM17.

[–] Pr0v3n 2 points 11 months ago

The legend himself! Thank you for what you do!

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