PineapplePartisan

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[–] PineapplePartisan 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fake Rolex Explorer and a shitty clone two-tone pistol. That’s the bodega owner’s special.

[–] PineapplePartisan 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nope, not even close. How the other 0.5% live.

[–] PineapplePartisan 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I’m not sure how many bands even sit in the widely known and also disliked by most Venn diagram. The only example I can even think of is Phish, which I can’t stand but I know a guy who lives his whole life around their touring schedule.

[–] PineapplePartisan 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Eichhörnchenimbisszeitregen

[–] PineapplePartisan 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Regex filtering, so I can add “Reddit”.

[–] PineapplePartisan 4 points 1 year ago

I sure wish the Reddit-obsessed would stick to their Reddit community. I am so sick of hearing about that place.

[–] PineapplePartisan 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Heh. I love the standard joke too. In my case I was an adult visiting the equivalent of a “dude ranch” during Stampede in Calgary. Maybe camp was the wrong term, as people probably envision Wet Hot American Summer style camp for kids.

[–] PineapplePartisan 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Jessica. Because we got it on on a blanket under a warm starry night at summer camp.

[–] PineapplePartisan 70 points 1 year ago (2 children)

People have been having sex in the backs of taxis and Ubers for decades. That’s with another human in there. I suspect more people are willing to do stuff in a car when they feel like they are alone (they are being recorded on video). Especially inebriated people who are headed somewhere to have sex anyway.

[–] PineapplePartisan 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Since we are making lists:

Blade Runner Moon Ex Machina Robocop The Martian

Honorable mention for Primer, the best time travel movie ever made.

[–] PineapplePartisan 0 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I don’t know what to tell you. You can argue taxonomy all you want and it won’t change how people use the term. Just look at the lists people are posting in this thread. None of them are science fiction to me, they are fantasy, political satire, and speculative fiction.

 

I keep seeing people post puns as dad jokes. Worse yet, sometimes it’s just words that sort of sound like other words and aren’t even puns.

Look, we know the seminal dad joke is:

Kid: “I’m gay” Dad: “Hi Gay, I’m Dad!”

I will endeavor to bring a better variety of dad jokes to the community, and I hope you shall as well.

 

Didn’t notice Smith had grown a cop-stache.

 

Maybe he will decide to do us all a favor and hold out.

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Driving to camp a local radio station was doing one of those fake call-in drama segments. My 12yo asked what I thought about the situation. I explained that those segments are fake and that the “callers” are local improv artists or out of work actors. After listening to the segment, my 12yo said”You can tell by their fake radio voice”. When we got to camp the first thing said after hellos was “Did you know those radio call in shows are fake?!”. I guess the tweens have a topic for the day.

 

Clickbait title aside, this is good news as it seems Pitts’ MCL repair and rehab is complete.

 
 

Episode: QB Rankings and Playcallers with Jourdan Rodrigue.

Aside from the Ridder chat, a funny aside about Shanahan being able to coach Natalie Portman up to NFL starter standards.

 

Glad to see that our front office is remaining a class act now that "Quarterbacks" is out and outlets are looking for quote fodder. Nothing really new in here, except maybe the disconnect about the discussion about MM getting his leg surgery. I think it all worked out for everyone in the end.

 
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