Murray after duck taping shards of glass on his hands: "Time to put the dead back where they belong." ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
I am a full-on, muscilar straight male, and I piss sitting down cus it's more comfy that way :3
"No sir, you were doing 80 in a 30 zone."
Porn goes on reddit dawg.
I never understood the premise of that porn. There is a guy sitting in a metro train with his fully errect cock and people are not doing anything. The lady sits next to the guy who has a tank top but nothing else? Also why does he have a fully errect cock? Imagine the tension and embarrassment you'll get in that situation. No one can maintain a fully errect cock in that space. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
What I mean is why not call suicide prevention? Why 911?
Why would someone call 911 if they are feeling suicidal?
Holy shit I think a scammer company is using my phone number as a fake employee contact number.
This isn't necessarily bad. It is made so forgeries can be detected.
I do not support Clanker-posting.
The intrusive thoughts...