Pantsofmagic

Having a conversation with a voice assistant in public should be a minor felony.

At some point you'd hope they'd notice that these "workarounds" are more blatantly obvious than the thing they're embarrassed by.

All of them if you try hard enough

I miss the larry craig days when a wide stance in the public bathroom would get them to resign in shame

Is there a dollar tree variant of grindr that we could use to enhance these references further

Go on...

Imagine the possibilities when AI gets involved and can't distinguish between killing children (programming) vs IRL.

Isn't yours?

Paid currently, I use several of their other services as well

I use proton through my dream machine and it works great.

With the number of hockey players and associated rivalries churned out by that circle I question the OP's Canadian credentials.

The ars article has some good audio of the sounds.