Orbituary

Maybe that was me.

About fucking time.

One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, he said "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture is of you when you were younger. "Here's a picture of me when I'm older." "You son-of-a-bitch! How'd you pull that off? Lemme see that camera... What's it look like? "

Speak for yourself.

How do you infer me wanting utopia from this?

The point is that because the plastics dissolve, it may just give license to people to continue dumping into the ocean because now it's out of sight and out of mind. Rinse, lather, repeat a few trillion times and now we have yet another chemical problem causing some unforseen thing.

Look, dude, I get it. All of this is exhausting. But so is dealing with humans who refuse to spend 30 seconds asking themselves what the consequences of a thing are. The headline is eye-catching, but what does it mean for us in 20 years if this were widely adopted. Would it be OK or would it cause new issues? It's also misleading: "Goodbye Microplastics?" It's not like everything will suddenly disappear or there will be 100% global adoption of this technology.

I'm sure that when dissolved the molecular components won't affect the water in any way.

72 stars.

Netanyahu is testing the boundaries. Per Orbán: "We will defy this decision, and it will have no consequences for him."

No, please.

Went to the pharmacy to get a box of condoms and they asked if I wanted a bag. I said "no thanks, I'll just turn out the lights."

Partial voids, aka, tuxedos.