Mr_Wobble

If I wanted to read reddit posts, I'd be on reddit.

But I'm not.

Newsweek is a rag I wouldn't wipe my ass with.

All of my favorite indie games are from Squenix!

Also, my favorite home-cooked meal is a #4, supersized.

"That's not a knife." — Crocodile Dundee

Anyone that sends you a birthday card with cash in it should be protected.

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, that they didn't stop to think if they should.

1. Never buy a timeshare.
2. Call Gamgam and Poppop, tell them to never buy a timeshare and that you love them.

(I didn't read the article.)

Eight minutes! Tiktokers and Facebookers at least have the human decency to usually keep theirs around a minute. EIGHT minutes!!! This woman is a monster.

As a film director, he's no Glen Danzig.

I grew up as a kid hanging out in the video rental place my mom managed in the 80s and early 90s. Used to love just staring at all the wild box art and reading the synopses on the back, just imagining what some of those crazier looking movies might be like.

I really appreciate the work you put in and dedication to posting these. I'm new here, but each of these posts takes me right back there, giggling at, admiring, and imaging what weird things might await in those boxes.