MermaidsGarden

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[–] MermaidsGarden 51 points 4 months ago (8 children)

It’s crazy that people think JD Vance had sex with a couch. There’s no evidence JD Vance had sex with a couch. It’s liberals that are perpetuating the idea that JD Vance had sex with a couch. JD Vance has specifically denied that he has had bare skin contact with a couch within a 5 year period. It’s ludicrous that JD Vance was banned from a Cleveland area IKEA after having intercourse with a KIVIK Sofa Chaise.

I’ll repeat, there is no evidence to believe JD Vance had sex with a couch. JD Vance is not a couchfucker.

[–] MermaidsGarden 78 points 4 months ago (6 children)

It’s crazy that people think JD Vance had sex with a couch. There’s no evidence JD Vance had sex with a couch. It’s liberals that are perpetuating the idea that JD Vance had sex with a couch. JD Vance has specifically denied that he has had bare skin contact with a couch within a 5 year period. It’s ludicrous that JD Vance was banned from a Cleveland area IKEA after having intercourse with a KIVIK Sofa Chaise.

I’ll repeat, there is no evidence to believe JD Vance had sex with a couch. JD Vance is not a couchfucker.

[–] MermaidsGarden 2 points 4 months ago

It’s crazy that people think JD Vance had sex with a couch. There’s no evidence JD Vance had sex with a couch. It’s liberals that are perpetuating the idea that JD Vance had sex with a couch. JD Vance has specifically denied that he has had bare skin contact with a couch within a 5 year period. It’s ludicrous that JD Vance was banned from a Cleveland area IKEA after having intercourse with a KIVIK Sofa Chaise.

I’ll repeat, there is no evidence to believe JD Vance had sex with a couch. JD Vance is not a couchfucker.

[–] MermaidsGarden 3 points 4 months ago

Not within the last five years, anyway.

[–] MermaidsGarden 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is how I’m finding out?

[–] MermaidsGarden 22 points 4 months ago

Aren’t they just describing Prince?

[–] MermaidsGarden 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I’m ambivalent to slightly negative on Harris (mostly because I still don’t know what her health care plan is) but at least she can express her thoughts coherently. If nothing else I feel confident in her ability to articulate the case against a felon given her background as a prosecutor.

[–] MermaidsGarden 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I had fun but after the botched launch I had absolutely no expectations other than “cool setting”. I enjoyed it on my first playthrough but haven’t yet done another.

[–] MermaidsGarden 3 points 4 months ago

It happened to me just a few weeks ago!

[–] MermaidsGarden 36 points 4 months ago (10 children)

He put his hand up to his ear before he went down and you can see blood on his face when Secret Service took him away. Whoever it was missed him by that much.

[–] MermaidsGarden 30 points 4 months ago (4 children)

It astonishes me how many people in a professional setting don’t even know alt + tab

[–] MermaidsGarden 5 points 4 months ago

It’s worse than that, the USA is tearing itself apart over the guy from Home Alone 2. Like what in the world have we spent the last 9 years doing?

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