MeatPilot

joined 1 year ago
[–] MeatPilot 2 points 5 days ago

As we round the decade and head straight into the world of Tank Girl.

[–] MeatPilot 23 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Are you offering to help? I suppose he could use an extra hand.

[–] MeatPilot 27 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Absurd, I am a regular human with regular human appetites.

Just curious do other humans like me eat more than 1 grain? Just seems greedy to not share with your queen.

[–] MeatPilot 30 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Usually 1 grain of rice is filling enough.

[–] MeatPilot 6 points 5 days ago

I think this movie was already made.

[–] MeatPilot 17 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Have friends who work in surgery. Trust me when I say cucumbers are the tamest thing people will shove in themselves.

[–] MeatPilot 8 points 1 week ago

Means it has pubes on it.

[–] MeatPilot 21 points 1 week ago
[–] MeatPilot 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] MeatPilot 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Her's was a plastic blue bowl with a handle. I was informed of it's unsavory past after it was given to her from her mom when we moved in together. As she was eating popcorn out of it.

I didn't come from no fancy two large plastic bowl house either. But a small trashcan with about 3 layers of grocery bags was our go to. Never would I look at something I yaked in and consider it to hold food again even if it had bags lining it.

[–] MeatPilot 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So it begins...

[–] MeatPilot 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Fucking get out of here with that "puke bowl" nonsense. You are going to make me lose an argument with my wife!

I never heard of them until her and like poop knives I refuse to believe in families have a thing as a "puke bowl". Now I have to do research and reconsider my stance.

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