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[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago (5 children)

do people actually do this.

arent they usually like too big?

[–] MeatPilot 17 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Have friends who work in surgery. Trust me when I say cucumbers are the tamest thing people will shove in themselves.

[–] Lost_My_Mind 11 points 6 days ago

I forget what commedian said "Humans are the weirdest species on earth. You never hear of a bear hunting down a live mouse, and shoving it up their own ass for sexual pleasure. Only humans do that."

[–] ZILtoid1991 1 points 6 days ago

There's a genre called fisting, go figure out. Takes a lot of practice, but feels really satisfying once you're able to do it.

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