Malfeasant

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[–] Malfeasant 2 points 8 months ago

Does that distinguish between violent crime vs property crime? I always heard that violent crime is a little higher in cities, while property crime is a lot higher in suburbs, but I never bothered to fact check because the (dense city) neighborhood I grew up in only had one stabbing in 20 years, so it seemed safe enough...

[–] Malfeasant 1 points 8 months ago

Is there any other kind?

(I kid, there were a few good ones... Stand By Me for one...)

[–] Malfeasant 1 points 8 months ago

I'm more often not dying than I am dying.

Is it fucked up that this may be the most profound thing I've read all day?

[–] Malfeasant 1 points 8 months ago

Your dick is literally inches from your shit hole, and festers in your underwear most of the day. Wash your hands, you filthy swine.

[–] Malfeasant 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Eh, at least feudal Lords offered protection from barbarians...

[–] Malfeasant 1 points 8 months ago

Earth only really loses it if it reaches escape velocity, otherwise it's still part of our gravity well... So basically, a handful of probes...

[–] Malfeasant 1 points 8 months ago
[–] Malfeasant 4 points 9 months ago

This was my desktop wallpaper back in the day.

[–] Malfeasant 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Nonono, don't settle for the lesser evil... Cthulhu 2024.

[–] Malfeasant 2 points 9 months ago

they want the government to ~~create a new~~ bring back the old underclass of people made up of immigrants, leftists and criminals

Ftfy

[–] Malfeasant 2 points 9 months ago

Thank her uncle for weaving all those doodles...

[–] Malfeasant 3 points 9 months ago

You can play as who you want to look like, or who you want to look at. I prefer the latter.

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