Maalus

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[–] Maalus 1 points 1 day ago

Read the original post ffs. They said "i ate better and walked a bunch". Not "starved myself for a week".

[–] Maalus 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You aren't going to "slim down" in a week no matter what you do. Read the freaking post too instead of jumping in with "excercise 5 times a week". They said "I moved to Japan, ate better and walked around for a week and I got noticeably slimmer". That's not a true statement, simple as.

[–] Maalus -2 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Not. In. A. Week.

[–] Maalus 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What should he have done? Maybe not sell out their allies to an invader. Calling it "a myth" is such a fucking evil take it's not even funny.

[–] Maalus 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm commenting on the comment chain. The post is about banning keywords. The chain is about Lemmy droning on about the same topics without anything new to say. There is nothing about billionaires here, yet the one I responded to had to make it about that, proving the OP right, then going deeper in.

[–] Maalus 3 points 2 days ago

They admit it, they get sued by everone around wanting reparations for the pandemic.

[–] Maalus 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What tho. People don't have medical grade silicone to do it. They don't have the machine to pull a vacuum to get the bubbles out. Doing it with chocolate just makes it so the "bridge" breaks and you are left with a huge ball of chocolate blocking your intestines. Ice is also impossible, since the same issue with brittleness exists, but you get your anus frozen off. For plastic, it cannot be injected (since silicone mold) and the machine necessary is also industrial grade. Most of the things that could be used for it, would absolutely suck.

So I bet it's a gag gift for making buttplug ice for your drink. Source: I 3d printed a gag gift buttplug once.

[–] Maalus 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Which is a huge blunder - seeing how it says "today" in the title.

[–] Maalus -1 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Bruh their point is literally "nothing interesting because people keep repeating slogans without even reading or understanding". And you keep doing it.

Nobody said anything about CEOs. You added your own narrative.

[–] Maalus 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah but when you read the effects they are both supposed to relieve "congestion".

[–] Maalus 10 points 2 days ago (24 children)

Cool, all of that within a week?

There is no chance there is a visible change from a week of eating salads, no matter how fast your metabolism is.

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