LodeMike

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

You say that like it's going to happen.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Autism or autism diagnoses?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

started stepping on his balls.

Careful, he might like that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Apparently he has to get permission for that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

This is why Android TV, supposedly. But then the ROM is closed source, stops getting updates after a few years, the bootloader is locked, and GPlay has minimum target SDKs anyway. So it doesn't at all solve the problem.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

It really bothers me that these aren't organized correctly.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Oh right, that as well.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Oh right he had a weapon.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Because it's illegal I assume?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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TranscriptionStrangeScaffold [developer] DEC 2 @5:22am

FAQ: Yes, We Support Kinect

Q: ..This game supports Kinect?

Yes!.On PC only, if you plug iri a Kinect 2.0 to-your computer while the game is:apen, you-tan play through the entirety of the game using Kinect controls. Grab meat with your meat harids! Your body is the controller! We live in the future. Good luck.

Q:Is Kinect the optirnal way to play Space Warlord Organ Tradirig Simulator? Absolutely not.

Q: Why would | play a fast-paced reflex-based economic tycoon using Kinect?

| have no earthly idea, but | am personally sending the first person to direct message me documented proof of using a Kinect to play through the entirety of the campaign, (reaching the "The Top 0.1%" reputation level) a $50 Steam gift card. Primarily so I can. meet the kind of person who would do that to themselves, and plead with them for mercy lest they destroy us all.

Q: How did you put Kinect support into a game in 20217

| work with a brilliant, slightly unhinged creative programmer named Sam Chiet,. and one day, at 3 AM, | blearily opened my phone to find a video.of the game working with full functionality on a Kinect. And a tablet. And a Wiimote. You know, for the Nintendo Wii (2007).

He apparently did ail of those experiments in one night just because he cold, and Has since dedicated a large portion of his time to single-handedly becoming the final Kinect developer. | decided the safest option was to stay out of his way.

Q: Why did you put Kinect support into a game in 2021? | embrace the Sun with arms outstretched so that my oblivion will be. one og my own choosing.

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Apple messages app, dark mode. Medium compression.

Sender (left side): bro I stg the funniest shit happened at work

Next message: so i work at papa johns now right.

Receiver (right side) sends "💀💀💀💀" twice. These emojis are large.

Sender again: i havent even told the story yet

Last message: what the fuck are you laughing at

The last message is half cut off on the bottom.

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