LaunchesKayaks

joined 2 years ago
[–] LaunchesKayaks 33 points 5 days ago

My high school mandatory epilepsy training for teachers and staff because the art teacher stepped over me while I was seizing on the floor during class. Other students had to carry me to the nurse because I couldn't walk right after the seizure. Teacher wouldn't even call the nurse to let her know what was up

[–] LaunchesKayaks 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My mom has been known to be hella based at times

[–] LaunchesKayaks 6 points 6 days ago

100%

I've also accidentally melted my fingerprints off on hot copper before, so I know how long to heat that under a blow torch to be effective. That's if you don't want prints for like a week though. It also hurts like a bitch but silvadene helps.

[–] LaunchesKayaks 35 points 6 days ago (5 children)

My mom tells me that if I ever go to protests, to hide my identity as best I can and not talk to cops.

[–] LaunchesKayaks 14 points 6 days ago

A martyr will do more for the cause. People love rallying behind them. I would still love if he gets away with it all. I'm still not fully convinced they caught the right guy, though

[–] LaunchesKayaks 11 points 1 week ago

The police just made a martyr of this man. Hope it brings a shred of change to the corruption in the world

[–] LaunchesKayaks 0 points 1 week ago

He's the Batman we deserve.

[–] LaunchesKayaks 10 points 1 week ago

My golden doodle loves spilling my coffee. I can't leave it unattended anywhere in the house because she's a parkour master when she wants something

[–] LaunchesKayaks 8 points 1 week ago

He had a wonderful 8 years.

[–] LaunchesKayaks 5 points 1 week ago

He was a Muscovy duck lol

[–] LaunchesKayaks 10 points 1 week ago

I didn't eat him. Poor guy is splashing with the other birds who've moved on before him.

[–] LaunchesKayaks 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
 

She gets offended when I make her listen to me, but we're still buds. She gets excited to see me because she knows I take her outside to graze when I'm there lol

 
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Gypsy Vanner (lemmy.world)
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Getting therapy for the emotional damage from being unlawfully fired from a job almost two years ago.

There's 3 months left in the statute of limitations. My therapist really thinks I should go after my former employer for this shit.

Idk if I should. I am employed at an amazing place rn and can't really afford time off, but I also want justice for myself and anyone else who got the same treatment I did.

What do y'all think?

 

Considering painting several murals over time. In my bedroom, my home office, and my dining room.

I'm kinda okay at art and love to paint. I'm better at abstract or cartoony shit.

 

Just watched my sick pet duck have a seizure and die while swimming, so I'm really fucked up mentally and want to get my mind off of it.

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by LaunchesKayaks to c/asklemmy
 

Want to write a novel-length story and I want to post it somewhere as I write for others to see and enjoy and critique. Idk where to post it though.

Any suggestions would be appreciated!

 

Unsure of what settings to adjust to fix it. It's bothering my eyes pretty bad. Also, people on screens in game are moving in slow motion, but that's not an issue for my eyes. Got the Steamdeck 2 days ago, so it's brand new.

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submitted 5 months ago by LaunchesKayaks to c/artshare
 

Spent so long waiting for end-users to be ready for me to fix their shit lmao

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submitted 5 months ago by LaunchesKayaks to c/aww
 

Asked him very politely to move so I could sit and he gave me this look.

 

My hand joints are getting better finally and I wanna learn an instrument. The thing is, I'm dumb and have struggled really badly with reading music in the past.

 

Every Friday, I work from home. Immediately after clocking out, my dogs and I take a nap. Radar was looking forward to it the most lol

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