I don't, unfortunately.
LaunchesKayaks
Nobody is entirely sure. At least 20, but I think she's closer to 30
The kids at my school didn't get away with it because social media and all that shit. This was also in 2014-2015, so tracking down whodunnit was exceptionally easy lol
Kids are so dumb.
In senior year, my school district had 30+ bomb threats in one year. Every time we'd hear the loudspeaker ring, we'd just start grabbing our shit. They stopped telling people about them after a while because evacuating the kids once a week was a shitshow. Every threat was linked to a handful of kids who wanted attention or wanted to get out of tests/homework. I was out sick on the day the feds showed up and started arresting kids.
That doesn't change the fact that doggy-dog is incorrect.
Dog-eat-dog
My pets. They deserve the best. They're all so spoiled.
Me when I'm in the sun for 30 seconds
Bro needs a doctor lmao
Just got diagnosed with lupus and now I have to explain to people that I have to take extreme precautions when out and about because the sun can fuck me up super bad.
I'm IT and my cousin is software. I had to teach him basic computer maintenance...