Spoiler: Tony is a bitch and just shot his own promotion in the face. Everybody who is even remotely associated with that clown show of a company has been damaged. Wtg.
Krudler
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Weird how nobody had "genetic obesity" during the time food was more scarce and the daily caloric intake was half of today's.
160 kg at 180cm would have this man touring as "The world's fattest man" 100 years ago.
Something to think about.
I can see this, I arrived here by the moderator note in my post about crushing an apple with my hand
I agree.
Sometimes I wonder if it's the modern, absurd extension of the stage makeup concept, taken to the extreme.
My ex-wife was a professional dancer, and her stage makeup made her look absolutely insane in person. But under stage lighting, it looked amazing.
Sometimes I wonder if cosmetic surgery was initially incorporated as something that would bring more popularity or work to an actor, because it would make them look more striking under the absurd, unreal lighting conditions of tv and film.
And that this has gotten completely carried away. Especially now, since nearly all cinema is greenscreen with scenery digitally added later. Which brings a tremendous amount of lighting incongruity, so we end up needing block-like, exaggerated, un-contoured faces, slathered in 42 layers of stage makeup, to look "proper" under these conditions.
I don't know if this is totally out to lunch or not.
Okay so I actually crushed an apple before I posted this which is what inspired the post. I just wanted to inspire casual conversation, ridiculous goal setting, and joking around.
I was inspired by an American pro wrestler in the Midwest or Mid-South(?), I remember seeing him on TV when I was a kid in the late '70s and early '80s. His big gimmick to show his toughness was to crush an apple.
I crushed an Ambrosia apple that was slightly overripe. I do not believe, based on my strength in that endeavor, that I would be able to crush a ripe apple.
Nice!
Start with achievable goals, and then work your way up to the next goal: pinching the skin off garlic gloves!
Please do your scapular retractions :) protect that rotator cuff!
You like literally have to buy 10 of them Just so you can roll one up after cooking for a friend and when they say what the fuck are you doing you say deadpan "what aren't these disposable?" as you open the oven drawer to reveal 10 new pans with labels.
"This frying pan displeases me"
CRuNCH
This is a movie I totally stayed out of the hype bubble for.
I literally watched it the very last day it was in theaters, I think it had an 8-month run.
3 out of 10 movie.
Oh no dinosaurs!
Oh we're safe...
Oh no more dinosaurs!
Oh we're safe again!
Dinosaurs!!!!!!
... That's the movie.