I just think at some point in my life, there is going to be a wonderful comedic opportunity to crush an apple and I should learn how or train now. e: Anybody else have any ridiculous goals right now?

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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Please keep us updated on your progress

[–] Krudler 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Okay so I actually crushed an apple before I posted this which is what inspired the post. I just wanted to inspire casual conversation, ridiculous goal setting, and joking around.

I was inspired by an American pro wrestler in the Midwest or Mid-South(?), I remember seeing him on TV when I was a kid in the late '70s and early '80s. His big gimmick to show his toughness was to crush an apple.

I crushed an Ambrosia apple that was slightly overripe. I do not believe, based on my strength in that endeavor, that I would be able to crush a ripe apple.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 2 points 7 months ago

Ha, you're ready to use this new skill in a conversation then! Just gotta carry an apple around.