Kalkaline

I legit forgot my roommate's name in college while he was right in front of me.

It just needs to not be Trump at this point. Biden isn't a touchdown, he's a punt with the hopes that we can do better next time.

The Onion was on fire tonight. Best love reactions out there.

Rich Paul is calling teams [and saying], ‘Don’t take Bronny James,’ ” Myers said, referring to the Klutch sports agent for the father-son duo. “He’s telling them, ‘Do not take him. If you take him, he’s going to Australia.’

Don't forget about the Satanic Panic, which would be an awesome band name if it's not already.

How can you organize voters with a district like the Texas 33rd?

I want the Cavs to pick Bronny so he goes to Australia.

This is real, that's the human life they're trying to save by preventing abortion. This kid can't see, can't hear, can't feel. Very poor prognosis for this kid.

That's just what you think, babies with anencephaly can't feel anything

What the fuck is wrong with America?

Y'all are going to hell with me.

Auto Hotkey probably has this out there somewhere.