Jomega

joined 2 years ago
[–] Jomega 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Bottom line is if the device is successful as they want it to be

That's exactly the problem. The animal trials didn't show any positive results. Those apes died for nothing. The product doesn't fucking work.

[–] Jomega 11 points 1 year ago

The costume by itself isn't necessarily sexual. It's like cosplay.

[–] Jomega 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Medical devices aren't supposed to kill their users, which is what happened in the animal testing phase. It didn't even have a single successful case of doing what it's supposed to.

[–] Jomega 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Seraphim are only one type of angel. The Cherubim are perfectly fuckable if you're into the whole four heads thing.

[–] Jomega 3 points 1 year ago

Jokes on you, my aspie ass is ineligible! Suck it, US army!

[–] Jomega 15 points 1 year ago

"Why, yes. We can tell you are a criminal because of your skull shape"

[–] Jomega 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hope that our few remaining friends

give up on trying to save us

I hope we come up with a failsafe plot

to piss off the dumb few who forgave us

[–] Jomega 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This screenshot is from Sonic Battle, a game where 80% of the plot is Sonic and friends being bad parents to their new robot buddy. (it's better than it sounds) In this scene, Cream was kidnapped by Eggman and Emerl (the robot) saves her. Since Cream dislikes fighting, she is upset that he had to blow up some other robots to rescue her. Emerl apologizes despite not understanding what he did wrong, citing the above quote, which is apparently advice Sonic gave him at some point.

The disease comic is definitely fan made, since Cream is very much still alive and >!Emerl has to be put down to save humanity!<.

[–] Jomega 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean yeah, it's kinda sexist, but his heart is in the right place ya know?

[–] Jomega 78 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Zebraforce would be a kickass band name.

[–] Jomega 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They got replaced by 24 hour dedicated children's channels, which in turn got replaced by streaming.

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