Jerkface

joined 1 year ago
[–] Jerkface 7 points 1 month ago

Always free your spallocs.

[–] Jerkface 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The truth lies in the heart of the beholder. If the story speaks to you in some particular way, if it resonates deeply enough, then it's speaking to something you know to be true about the world as you know it. Something which remains true regardless of whether the story is factual or not.

[–] Jerkface 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I live in the states, they're pretty common. They usually come in a little foil lined box with microwave instructions 😕

[–] Jerkface 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Better try another one to be sure. For the tribe.

[–] Jerkface 4 points 1 month ago
[–] Jerkface 5 points 1 month ago

Take as long as you need, Yuzo. I'll wait.

[–] Jerkface 20 points 2 months ago (5 children)

It helps me relax. Usually.

[–] Jerkface 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You're welcome now where are they

[–] Jerkface 34 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] Jerkface 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

... Raspberry!

[–] Jerkface 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Crispellier. Wish I thought of that 😂

[–] Jerkface 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Only if it's corked (gone bad) or very different from how it was described. Like if the Pringles sommelier tells you it hits the middle of your tongue with the supple taste of sour cream, and the aroma carries notes of onion but you clearly taste cheddar, send it back.

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