HonkTonkWoman

Possum in the Graveyard… is that one where we stuck a possum in Ricky’s dishwasher & fed it nothing but circus peanuts til Ricky got back from jail?

That damn thing cut him up so bad 🤣 I’m a little sorry he lost an eye, but that was funny as hell.

And Gouda is short for Goudavid

Thanks! Was trying to get it to load off WiFi & it kept stalling on the credits after the logo so I never could see what movie it was.

Itch scratched.

Is that the entirety of a twilight movie?

Use a stack of pennies to derail a train full of chemicals.

It took me a minute to realize the monkey was pulling the gun out of the shirt, I thought he was aiming it at himself at first.

So weird… I’m apparently not functioning on all cylinders today. Thanks for the heads up!

Quickbooks? Heh?

Didn’t say it was He Man singing, but yes, I got the song title wrong.

Another one comes around to gather your empty champagne glasses…

“This one’s still full, want me to leave it?”

“Nah, you can dump it. I wasn’t up for going to the toilet after being called a pig in a blanket…”

That’s brutal…

I went to a middle school that sat next to a farm. A number of our athletic matches were canceled due to the cows getting out and one was canceled because the farmer shot a coyote on our baseball field & left it.

“Jim has returned! But this time he brought us a live horse…. you think he’s still going to ask us to cater its funeral?”