Holyhandgrenade

joined 1 year ago
[–] Holyhandgrenade 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The fools! I plunder their treasures and all they ask in return is to observe the small plastic rectancle I keep in my pocket! And then they let me take the rectangle with me as well!

[–] Holyhandgrenade 16 points 1 month ago

I have a Bachelor's degree in Philosophy and I found myself loving Russell and Mill because there's no pompousness to their writing. A lot of philosophers use very flowery language that's hard to parse, but Russell just gets straight to the point, clear as day.
In my opinion, philosophy should be written clearly so anyone can understand it (looking at you, Heidegger)

[–] Holyhandgrenade 25 points 2 months ago (3 children)

In a more direct way, there is video evidence of Israeli soldiers delivering briefcases full of money to Hamas leaders. Netanyahu and his cronies want Hamas to be in charge of Palestine, because the last thing he needs is a competent and legitimate Palestinian government.

[–] Holyhandgrenade 1 points 2 months ago

The "telephone call" was what did it for me.

[–] Holyhandgrenade 106 points 2 months ago (5 children)

This would only work if Republicans cared at all about logic, which they absolutely fucking don't

[–] Holyhandgrenade 4 points 2 months ago

My mind immediately goes to the Ferengi whenever someone says "females" about women.

[–] Holyhandgrenade 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

When I was 19, a girl told me at a party that I was the coolest guy in school. I was just flattered by the compliment and when I told my girlfriend about it later she said "Yeah she was totally hitting on you".
I was like "Nah! Her? No way!"
Years later, I randomly thought about it and went "oh my god, she was hitting on me!"

[–] Holyhandgrenade 4 points 2 months ago

Only because people couldn't be bothered with learning the over-under cable coiling method.

[–] Holyhandgrenade 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I vape and I think these disposable vapes are an obscene waste that should not exist. Just get a decent mod, it's cheaper in the long run anyway

[–] Holyhandgrenade 4 points 2 months ago

I quit my job yesterday cause it fucking sucked.
I'm sad because no money but that place was a hellhole and it was making me miserable.
I need this encouragement bro

[–] Holyhandgrenade 10 points 2 months ago

Homeless people are just losers who lost the game of Capitalism, their punishment is just and necessary for them to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and start a Fortune 500 company
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