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Anon misses something (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] Lauchs 159 points 2 months ago (19 children)

I think the "oh, fuck, that was an invitation!" moment several minutes/hours after the fact is one of the most universal moments.

[–] Holyhandgrenade 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

When I was 19, a girl told me at a party that I was the coolest guy in school. I was just flattered by the compliment and when I told my girlfriend about it later she said "Yeah she was totally hitting on you".
I was like "Nah! Her? No way!"
Years later, I randomly thought about it and went "oh my god, she was hitting on me!"

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