Hikermick

I spotted a tent in a public park this time last year. No way was i gonna narc but knew they were doomed because they were in full view of a paved trail. A few days later a newspaper article said two people were found inside. One alive, one deceased

It's just one big white line

Bootstraps

LPT: When at a loved ones funeral and someone says "I'm sorry" do not say "apology accepted".

Don't let facts get in the way of a good conspiracy theory

I hate automation to the point of being a Ludite. We're chasing our own tails. Every new luxury becomes a necessity we can't do without and we become enslaved

Jokes on you, they're plastic and useless

Here in Ohio you can go from Dayton to Marion in four hours but it's a commitment

The same people I know who fall for bullshit on Fox fall for bullshit on Joe Rogan. They'll complain about "THE MEDIA" and tells you all about their "research "

Pfft amateurs! Wednesday night, punk bar in Cleveland where the owner is a sports fan. Indians are in the playoffs and bands aren't allowed to start until the game is over. Fortunately they blew the game early on and the FIRST band is allowed to start by 10pm (west coast game).

The trick is to fold them properly

Surprise, surprise, surprise!