Hextic

joined 2 years ago
[–] Hextic 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

People dress up as cowboys now. Go to your local Walmart.

Speaking of, why the fuck aren't they shamed into the shadow realm like I would be if I dressed as a samurai while getting the bread and milk?

Anyway that's my answer, Samurai.

[–] Hextic 0 points 2 years ago (3 children)

As if they work. I'll take the bet none of em are functional. Not with Russia's extreme corruption.

[–] Hextic 8 points 2 years ago

Absolute fucking legend.

I had the Super Soaker 50. That might as well been my "Holy bolter" back then.

[–] Hextic 21 points 2 years ago (3 children)

At this point I only know I'm right when I get death threats. We should wear em as a badge of honor at this point.

[–] Hextic 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yep. Nobody was out in the 90s. None. The one goth kid that wore a tiny bit of eyeliner was a big fucking deal and he was straight (had a big tiddy goth gf).

[–] Hextic 4 points 2 years ago

Humans will solve it?!? LMAO like how we all got together to kill off COVID? Instead of just making it a political problem?

Naw dude, humanity will never ever work together again. If aliens invaded half of y'all be making deals with em so they eat you last.

[–] Hextic 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Damn dude didn't take long to throw out the "KYS" card, huh? Spoken like a goddamn bot. This is why we refer to you people as NPCs because everything you say is so goddamn predictable. You do not even have an ounce of original thought in you

Next is go touch grass.. no wait you did that already, so why don't you skip to the calling me a LibCuck and fuck off already, hmm?

[–] Hextic 2 points 2 years ago

o rly?

rly rly?

Naw man what it is they're weak and didn't pray hard enough. /S

[–] Hextic 29 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I would love to see a centrist argue against right wing policies. Once.

Not even to me just in general. Surely there is a library of video / audio / text examples out there that for some reason hasn't crossed my path, and a whole lotta shit has in almost 30 years of internet.

[–] Hextic 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

NES is one I think is on the verge of "not holding up" vs SNES/Genesis where you can just release a game for it now and it would still do well for an indie.

Still, solid enough library. Favorite game is Jackal.

[–] Hextic 7 points 2 years ago

🏅

Actually didn't know that but makes perfect sense.

[–] Hextic 3 points 2 years ago

"I can move shit with my freaking MIND" is the Dean Cain of video game dialog lol

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