Our culture phrases damn near everything in metaphors of war. The war on drugs. The battle of the bands. Bob lost his battle with cancer. It's absolutely pervasive, to the point it's almost as invisible as the air.
If you give yourself a hemorrhoid you've got a new friend for life.
The Triumverate.
First because I could listen to Jeremy Irons read the phone book, and second because each intro is funny and unique.
Rule number one: the kids are alright.
Just like Sarah Palin's favorite newspapers.
The public library has tools and such in a lot of places.
Is this a right wing pigeon from outer space?
That's a weird and intimate way to win, but whatever works I guess.
One might even say long-expected.
Well, there is a market in people who think their city has gone to hell all because of... those people. They'll eat this shit up.
The happiest thought I've seen all day, and it's already been a real good day.
I don’t think so… the internet is a series of tubes that are used to hose everyone down with fnords.