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"Everyone Gets A Medal In This Generation" Says Man From Generation Where Everyone Got A House (www.betootaadvocate.com)

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[–] grue 74 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

"Everyone gets a medal in this generation" says man from generation who insisted on the practice because their own egos couldn't handle the notion that their kids weren't perfect at everything, even though the kids themselves were just fine not being rewarded for failure.

[–] General_Shenanigans 25 points 4 weeks ago

I’ve said to an older man, “You dislike these people, that you raised, in the world that you built?

[–] HowManyNimons 21 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

And a pension.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 weeks ago

if they were white…

[–] Feathercrown 4 points 4 weeks ago

Hahahaha