EvilTwin

joined 1 year ago
[–] EvilTwin 13 points 10 months ago

I hate it when I get my schwartz twisted.

[–] EvilTwin 13 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Springtime for Hitler

[–] EvilTwin 3 points 11 months ago

Life finds a way

[–] EvilTwin 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ranch salad dressing

[–] EvilTwin 35 points 11 months ago (11 children)

What Taylor wants, Taylor gets.

[–] EvilTwin 2 points 11 months ago

I believe in Santa Claus.

I don't believe in good little children.

[–] EvilTwin 2 points 11 months ago

Max Headroom becomes reality.

[–] EvilTwin 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Santa is real.

Good boys and girls don't exist.

[–] EvilTwin 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We are not amused

[–] EvilTwin 26 points 11 months ago (2 children)

No project is complete without at least two trips to the hardware store.

[–] EvilTwin 129 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was.
Now, what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary.
It’ll happen to you!

[–] EvilTwin 2 points 1 year ago

Rolls-Royces, Crypto, And Dodgy Stock Bets

That's a funny way to spell cocaine and hookers.

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