EvilHankVenture

joined 2 years ago
[–] EvilHankVenture 24 points 8 months ago (2 children)

God creates dinosaurs God destroys dinosaurs God creates Man Man destroys God Man creates dinosaurs -Dr. Ian Malcolm

[–] EvilHankVenture 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Excluding crystal from a search about minerals may eliminate more than you want.

[–] EvilHankVenture 42 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Also he has the memories of hundreds of years of training in the sword.

[–] EvilHankVenture 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I think he calmed a storm one time, but I might be thinking of Thor.

[–] EvilHankVenture 19 points 10 months ago

Yes but I wouldn't say she was "resigned" to that fact.

[–] EvilHankVenture 31 points 10 months ago (2 children)

That is the exact same look my sister gave me the first time I held my niece. That's "I trust you but be careful"

[–] EvilHankVenture 9 points 10 months ago

So you see someone walking through a park on a sunny day and you think it's about the rat race?

[–] EvilHankVenture 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's the official motto of Seattle.

[–] EvilHankVenture 21 points 10 months ago (16 children)

Aren't microwaves Faraday cages? Can a phone get a signal out of one?

[–] EvilHankVenture 8 points 11 months ago

The only way to prevent ever dropping your phone is by gluing it to the table, and it still only a matter of time.

[–] EvilHankVenture 25 points 11 months ago (2 children)

You may be taking this too literally.

[–] EvilHankVenture 6 points 11 months ago

Usually I put the hole in the bottom.

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