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[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (11 children)

Maybe don't drop your phone

[โ€“] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago (10 children)

"maybe just don't have accidents"
-lowleveldata, 2024, solved all traffic accidents forever

[โ€“] [email protected] -4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Hey don't put words in my mouth. It's way easier to prevent dropping your phone than traffic accidents.

[โ€“] EvilHankVenture 8 points 7 months ago

The only way to prevent ever dropping your phone is by gluing it to the table, and it still only a matter of time.

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