Not literally.
Nobody ever said anyone would be in the house, so its more of an arson threat... by arson.
Delphia
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Its an unpopular take but I stand by it, Feminists blaming sexist men for Trumps victory is absolute bullshit and sounds just like Trumpists blaming everything on "woke" culture.
Misogynists are the enemy of feminists, they were always going to vote against a woman. I expect my enemy to fight me, why arent the feminists making a giant fucking ruckus about the TRAITORS to their own gender?
Women are 50% of the population and their body autonomy was on the line and they still didnt turn up.
Also Urdli in the Secrets Of Power trilogy was very much an Australian mage.
Because given what I know about how Native Americans were treated his thoughts were "Well, dont want to rape that..."
The "wokes" part is the sarcasm, the sentiment is real. They turned up in washington with a gallows, they might not have had the iron clad conviction to follow through. HOWEVER I guarantee you the security this Jan 6 will be so fucking airtight that to try a reverse of last time will be suicide. Even if people opposed to Trump did turn up en-masse and with a plan.
They exposed the weakness, they arent dumb enough to leave that door open.
I generally go with "so I guess I'll just go fuck myself" or "then she woke up talking bout pressing charges so I pulled my dick out her ass and left"
"In the wake of the Trump victory millions of Americans relieved to find out their white neighbours consider them 'One of the good ones'"
"Deodorant shelves empty as many LGBTQI+ "Allys" realise that they might actually have to prove it"
If you wokes dont storm the capital too thats the fundamental reason that Trump won. /S
I thought of a few fantastic Onion headlines and was tempted to write them but they all made me deeply sad.
Ice Cube Face
"Bye Consuela"
Ice Cube Face
Because when its good, and I mean everything is correct... its fucking amazing.
Last time I got Kentucky it was all perfect. The bun was fresh, the lettuce was fresh, just the right amount of mayo, the chicken was hot and crunchy. The chips were hot, fresh and had just too much enough salt and the pepsi was just a shade away from being frozen. It was the best chicken burger I've had in recent memory.
Now, this was an isolated incident. Normally I wind up slightly disappointed in something. But when its right...
When I was a teen I always wanted to get my hands on a machine that makes subtitles on tapes or however TF it was done in the 90s and make my own version where R2 is just absolutely foul mouthed and abusive the whole time.