Delphia

joined 2 years ago
[–] Delphia 45 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Look, technically she is right. She still has a boss, she still has to turn up somewhere at a certain time and do a certain thing in order to get paid. But lets not pretend that she still NEEDS to be a "working person".

Once you have enough money for working for the rest of your life to be optional (even if you had to take a significant reduction in lifestyle) you are now a different class of "worker" and that is a HUGE difference in stress and demand on your life.

[–] Delphia 11 points 3 months ago (5 children)

If you refer to the Muslim man in the bomb vest as a terrorist its fine, if you refer to all muslim men as terrorists its a slur.

Refering to Israeli generals and politicians as Zionists is fine, If you refer to all Jewish people as Zionists...

[–] Delphia 5 points 3 months ago

Google "Knee sleeves" literally designed for the purpose.

[–] Delphia 32 points 3 months ago (31 children)

A local zoo has a "taxidermy department" and noteworthy animals are preserved or skinned and the skins sold to friends of the zoo.

Its kept very secret because it would be publicly unpopular. A friends dad has a mountain lion skin because he is a contractor who does a lot of work for the zoo and did a few jobs for them that NEEDED to be done basically for cost when they were suffering some financial troubles. They gave him the pelt as a Xmas present.

[–] Delphia 2 points 3 months ago

No. Im suggesting penis on the desk, not an enormous cunt.

[–] Delphia 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Yeah, but Trumps team might FAFO with "Now we have to keep the worlds richest man happy or he can turn the propaganda machine against us."

[–] Delphia 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This is what bugs me about Tyson the most.

He has almost a meme celebrity status, he is in the hangover,he appears in rap videos, he was on comedy central roasts... and he is a rapist.

Now if he wanted to stick to boxing and boxing related things, where he was an undisputed legend I'd be fine with it. Its not like he has marketable skills beyond that.

[–] Delphia 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ding Ding Ding.

I lost count of the amount of times I got downvoted to oblivion for saying "He isnt an idiot manchild, he is up to something. Yall are assuming he is playing checkers badly, he is playing chess and whupping your ass"

You dont get to be the richest man in the world by being an absolute fucking idiot.

[–] Delphia 16 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Forget that, just lease the desk to a company that makes gay and trans porn and have people fuck on it.

[–] Delphia 26 points 3 months ago (8 children)

Why would I want people from a less privileged country coming here and stealing our jobs, putting a burden on our healthcare system and making housing even more expensive?

Congratulations America, you're now the english language Mexico... with worse Tacos.

[–] Delphia 8 points 3 months ago

If I recall correctly she owns a fleet of rental tour busses because when she was younger and her dad was trying to keep some semblance of normalcy in her life by only booking short tours nobody wanted to rent them a tour bus for only a few weeks. If you werent booking it for 6 months they didnt want to know you. He realised she had enough money to buy her own damn bus, so they did.

Well when artists knew she wasnt touring and wanted a bus for a few weeks they rang her dad and asked "Hey can we rent your bus for a month?" after it happened a few times he bought another bus, and another...

[–] Delphia 3 points 3 months ago

Wedge Antilies.

"Yub Yub Comander."

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