ConstipatedWatson

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[–] ConstipatedWatson 19 points 1 year ago

This comic explains the true ultimate goal of getting a PhD: being able to utter complete gibberish in a professional way as if it were serious stuff!

[–] ConstipatedWatson 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

É um artigo muito velho agora (faz 7 anos!), mas é incrivelmente triste. Por alguma razão o meu navegador não mostra mais o video que tinha no artigo, mas agora se pode achar no YouTube.

[–] ConstipatedWatson 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Quando eu li este artigo do New York Times eu morri dentro (então sim, fico morto desde faz alguns anos).

É incrível como conseguiram tornar a gente dependente em comida de me**a que também pensamos ser boa (em todos os níveis)

[–] ConstipatedWatson 2 points 1 year ago

Ahahahah, Trogdor strikes again!

[–] ConstipatedWatson 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

F**k this is so bad!

[–] ConstipatedWatson 8 points 1 year ago

I feel bad that I laughed so hard at this!

[–] ConstipatedWatson 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The greatest hacker of all time.

Just follow him

[–] ConstipatedWatson 19 points 1 year ago

I wish salaries everywhere went up with inflation and so we wouldn't have to feel the pinch...

I know, I'm saying trivialities...

[–] ConstipatedWatson 13 points 1 year ago

How does he even think of them? They're so insanely inventive!

[–] ConstipatedWatson 1 points 1 year ago

Beef with chicken for the man with the wok hat at table two, please!

[–] ConstipatedWatson 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I thought about going with "Royale with chicken" as opposed to "Royale of chicken", but I went with the second because I thought that the Royale is already intended to be a quarter pounder of beef and it might have seemed beef+chicken instead of a quarter pounder of chicken 😁

[–] ConstipatedWatson 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Check out the big brain on Brett! That's right, motherf***er!

But how many royals of chicken are they?

(To be read in Samuel L's voice)

Edit: fixed grammar

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