Confuzzeled

joined 2 years ago
[–] Confuzzeled 2 points 2 years ago

Those chickens are too skinny, hardly worth eating.

[–] Confuzzeled 2 points 2 years ago

It's just like real life except my vices win!

[–] Confuzzeled 3 points 2 years ago

In the jail he'll be a bottom G from now on.

[–] Confuzzeled 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Some kind of anal dilation tool would help, no more farty noises just silent turds gracefully sliding out of your butthole and into the water like a stealth submarine being launched.

[–] Confuzzeled 1 points 2 years ago

You have five seconds to comply.

[–] Confuzzeled 1 points 2 years ago

We need to save it until the sun expands and eventually swallows it up.

[–] Confuzzeled 1 points 2 years ago

You speak the true true. Keep your brain busy with nonsense because it's all nonsense really.

[–] Confuzzeled 1 points 2 years ago

Electric toothbrush ftw, gets right into any crevice and shakes it loose.

[–] Confuzzeled 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The potatoes are supposed to be mashed and mixed with the mince. Where I live in scotland we make the mince with onions carrots and turnips, it doesn't look great I'll concede but it tastes amazing and in winter it's a great comfort food. I eat it with homemade cheese scones and beetroot.

[–] Confuzzeled 3 points 2 years ago

Wouldn't like to squeeze that bad boy out.

[–] Confuzzeled 14 points 2 years ago

I imagine there will be an influx at the end of the month when people's favourite apps cease to be. Following that I hope for a slow steady growth.

[–] Confuzzeled 3 points 2 years ago

Hmmm frozen salmon lips and anus why not?

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