ChronosTriggerWarning

joined 7 months ago

Your hobbit is in another castle in c/[email protected]

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 6 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Aided by an Excalibur-wielding Picard.

TSA Face Scanner Sues Identical Twins for "Malicious Algorithm Abuse" in c/isglitch

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 6 points 2 months ago

I read about a rapper that apparently OD'd on fucking cheetos yesterday. I just can't keep up with the insanity anymore.

"Gaang" by One Point Zero in c/avatar

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 1 points 2 months ago

Oh, i didn't recognize his foot, which led to his hand and his hair. Makes a lot more sense now.

Are the Jedi assholes? in c/asklemmy

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 2 points 2 months ago

According to this ancient documentary... Yes. Yes they are.

The World's Rarest Mineral Is So Rare It's Only Ever Been Found Once [In Myanmar] in c/[email protected]

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 2 points 2 months ago

And here i was, thinking it was Unobtanium.

TSA Face Scanner Sues Identical Twins for "Malicious Algorithm Abuse" in c/isglitch

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Is this like a tech version of The Onion? There's no fucking way this is actually real...

orange (by YORA ) in c/fitmoe

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 5 points 2 months ago

Is that why girls are always bitching about not having pockets? Because they have nowhere to store their PSOne?! GIVE THE LADIES THE POCKETS THEY DESERVE!!!

Well? What do y'all think? in c/fallout

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 2 points 2 months ago

I think you look just like a Teddy Bear

Xbox Fans Plead With Microsoft: 'Don't Forget About Us Physical Gamers' in c/[email protected]

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 8 points 2 months ago

three raccoons tumble out of a trench coat

Source? "Trust me bro," the leading source on the Internet. Also, you gonna eat that trash?

"Gaang" by One Point Zero in c/avatar

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Is Sokka kicking Appa in the throat..?

No means no in c/comicstrips

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 2 points 2 months ago

Ok, Tazerface...

Xbox Fans Plead With Microsoft: 'Don't Forget About Us Physical Gamers' in c/[email protected]

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

checks

I'm a people. You don't speak for me.