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Developer Claims "You Can't Patent a Mathematical Impossibility"

Restaurant owners baffled by detailed descriptions of meals that don't exist

Local man insists female warriors should "dress appropriately in battle lingerie"

Silicon Valley Leaders Discover Corporate Governance Just As OpenAI Stumbles

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Traffic Plummets as Search Tool Enforces Basic Reading Comprehension

Caffeine-releasing headphones promise musical buzz, deliver corporate cringe

AI-Powered Initiative Promises to "Streamline Family-Career Transitions"

Valley parents flock to screen-free schools while shipping dopamine hits to the masses

Desperate Users Turn to Wingdings Font, Emoji Appeals System

Judge orders linguistic experts to analyze use of "wake up sheeple"

Latest "Ohana Productivity Matrix" Rebrands Ancient Management Tactic

Chinese tech giant promises to "handle everything" in unsolicited bid to Congress

Players Can Finally Enjoy Pride and Accomplishment in Digital Racing

Housing Algorithm Forces Creators to Camp Outside Office While Charging Them Rent

Patients Must Disprove Facebook Mom Groups Before Receiving Care

Tech Giant's Latest Security Update Leads to Unexpected Law Enforcement Response

Commissioner claims encrypted messaging "only for people who understand the risks"

Legal Teams Announce Data Theft Already Covered in Terms of Service

Digital Billionaire Takes Analog Approach After Wikipedia Spat

Company's surveillance tool interrupts presentation with employees' private messages

Healthcare Giant Calls New Patient-Funded Security Model "Empowering"

Engineers Required to Stare at Objects Until They "Feel the Neural Networks"

Mathematician's Unwanted Reality Check Sends Viewers into Digital Rage Spiral

New iOS Features Focus on 'Consensual Tracking Experience,' Company Says