BugKilla

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[–] BugKilla 2 points 3 weeks ago

If he's made himself the only validator in Perimeter then he may well get the last laugh in death.

[–] BugKilla 6 points 1 month ago

I was in a large open plan office a decade ago with a density clearly higher than the 3 cubicles in the toilet facilities could handle. Somebody with little regard for basic human decency, murdered the shit fairy and their family in two of the 3 cubicles. Words cannot describe the scene that greeted a prospective cubicle user. Imagine 300kg black forest gateaux with pieces of corn distributed throughout being put through a wood chipper. It was quite frankly both terrifyingly grotesque and strangely skillful. I called property services who to their credit promptly sent up somebody to investigate. I saw them enter, loudly say "Fuck their mother in the arse!" and leave dry heaving into their cleaning cart. Photos were taken and emailed around to all male employees stating that the "...rancid fecal matter will be genetically tested to determine age, race and dietary preference of the individual involved!!!" Total bullshit of course, funny as hell though. We had our suspects but nobody fess'd up. I faked having a colostomy bag after that just so I could use the ambulant toilets. But that's a story for another time.

[–] BugKilla 4 points 2 months ago

So far, soooo good.

[–] BugKilla 1 points 2 months ago

Yes. You are correct. On reflection I should have put quotes around it as it was intented to convey that but not actually imply that it was the case. It is good you called it out.

[–] BugKilla 16 points 2 months ago

What source can you cite that shows that children in poverty primarily source their calories from soft drinks/soda and now will be at greater risk of nutritional deficit specifically as a result of this tax?

Food poverty is clearly related to cost of living issues and social inequity all greatly exacerbated by Brexit, not a tax on sugar.

This site provides data and resources for more information.

https://foodfoundation.org.uk

[–] BugKilla 2 points 2 months ago

Philanthropy is just the wealthy justifying their tax avoidance by wanking publically about how giving they are. If they were genuine about their concerns for giving back, they would pay their fucking taxes and at a higher rate. Tax avoidance and financial shit fuckery like corporate bailouts, share buy backs and COVID payments accelerate wealth acruell and drive up inflation and wage stagnation. Fuck. Them. All.

[–] BugKilla 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I look forward to the sequel : Concentration Camp Tycoon.

Fark...

[–] BugKilla 3 points 3 months ago

Agree. I would also insist on it being supported by a socialised health system with control over pharmaceutical pricing.

[–] BugKilla 2 points 4 months ago

Mother Theresa would have fucking loved all this shit.

[–] BugKilla 7 points 4 months ago

Good question, the inside was flat and quite far out on the lateral commissure. I was told it was not left in for long. My eyes are just watering thinking about it.

[–] BugKilla 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Well...from what I saw and how the ermm "procedure" was described....the sphincter. Think of a torus and intersect it with another torus 90 degrees to it's central plane but positioned at it's top. The piercing did not project into the anal verge but rather protruded along side it. Now I know what you're thinking: "How the everlovin' fuck do you keep that clean?!" Well, I can assure you they also wrestled with that problem. It was....well.... as you can imagine the stuff of nightmares.

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