BowtiesAreCool

joined 2 years ago
[–] BowtiesAreCool 1 points 1 month ago

What a detestable human being

[–] BowtiesAreCool 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s “game the system” just so you know.

[–] BowtiesAreCool 48 points 1 month ago

“I’m not a Nazi”

Said the Nazi, investing in the German military. I’m a friend to the Jews! But I might as we’ll profit off of their incarceration and death, I mean, it’s happening anyway. It’s not like I could instead of thinking only for myself in this time possibly use some of this extra capital I happen to have available to invest and actually do some good with it, but nah.

[–] BowtiesAreCool 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

In the book Stuart is a Mouse sized human.

[–] BowtiesAreCool 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I feel the scale of the ship ruins the joke a little bit. That size boat looks like you’re supposed sail it onto the beach

[–] BowtiesAreCool 2 points 1 month ago

“Grandma shut up you old hag bigot”

[–] BowtiesAreCool 2 points 1 month ago

“It’s not a lake, it’s an ocean”

Also the part where you and Pierce are singing along to What I Got by Sublime near the beginning of Saints Row The Third

[–] BowtiesAreCool 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thank god this is one thing I don’t really have an issue with. I grew up watching my dad constantly lose and forget literally everything important all the time, which I think trained me to always keep track of shit. On the bad side, on the 1/100 times I genuinely have no clue where something is, and it’s not in the spot I thought it was, I get extra upset

[–] BowtiesAreCool 1 points 2 months ago

Well, trump might actually end it sooner by helping to eradicate Palestine completely.

[–] BowtiesAreCool 10 points 2 months ago

I still maintain that Prometheus was god enough, and hypes were still high for Covenant. And I liked the earlier concepts they had, but killing off whats her face before the movie even began and going in the direction they did made Covenant much worse than it could have or should have been. I still haven’t seen the new one.

[–] BowtiesAreCool 34 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Centaurs don’t have horse necks so neither is right. It would be the body of a giraffe with a human torso starting where the neck would start

[–] BowtiesAreCool 5 points 2 months ago

I gave up on this like 10 years ago on the internet.

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