BodePlotHole

I think it's "Tank Girl." But I'm not super familiar with the comic, further research may be needed.

I masturbated... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

This is the way.

Are.... Are non-queers allowed to the parties?

... Asking for a friend...

Magnetic audio cable break-aways

"Addy-haddy"

Weird, I was just listening to her like an hour ago...

"#makepoopwhilethesunshines"

Does the pope shit in the woods?

If she doesn't want it on her it's going on the floor. I'm not about to risk a child because "it feels better."

I used to date a girl who took birth control and preferred I just do it inside. But I also know a couple who got pregnant while using birth control.

That relationship didn't last long.

It's Batananaluski! It ain't that hard!