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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I wonder if that’s Willow Run, I was just there. Totally would have lied about the planes to her. No on second thought this has hard barriers around the planes, WR there’s nothing.

[–] pyre 17 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I'd be careful, weirdos who wish the war went the other way feel emboldened lately

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

The volunteers at my local air museum all were just excited about the planes and the little demos they had. They also had a huge Rosie the Riveter section because it was the bomber plant filled with ladies building planes to kill Nazis.

[–] BigBenis 6 points 3 hours ago

It took an unreasonable amount of time for me to understand what the message was saying

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

The Imperial Roman section also works.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

got gay vibes... maybe i have a chance

[–] werefreeatlast -3 points 4 hours ago

Sure, if you want a pedantic patzy history buff. Lol.

[–] daggermoon 9 points 22 hours ago

I still wouldn't be able to talk to her so...

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Should try that one at your local Games Workshop. Maybe ask about that Heresy you have been hearing so much about...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

So I hear this guy Erebus a lot, he must be the main good guy, right?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

Erebus is a stand up guy, he won't stab you in the back.

[–] Bytemeister 73 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (12 children)

Go stand by an E-111. You don't want no fighter fanbois. You want a reliable and versatile ~~machine~~ partner who is non-violent, capable of accommodating the needs of two, and has full capsule ejection.

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[–] Squorlple 95 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Commas aren’t hard people

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

This is correct.

[–] [email protected] 103 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Commas aren’t hard, people.

[–] Carvex 49 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Commas aren't, hard people.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago

I have a picture of my wife posing in the children's cutout in the back, I jokingly asked if she wanted a picture with it and she got excited and ran over to pose.

I mean, we were dating at the time, but one of the first dates I took her on was the Wright pat airforce base museum.

This would absolutely have worked on me when I was younger. You know, if I had enough confidence to talk to women when I went to museums alone....

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago (4 children)

What's the male alternative? Trying on shirts in the wrong size?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

Just stare at tits until one of their owners falls in love with you

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I usually have a woman initiate conversation with me in line at the grocery store every 3-4 trips just by minding my own business. IDK if they mean anything by it or how to turn that into a date but it is something that happens.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 41 minutes ago

Must be hella cute IRL (✿◠‿◠)♡ ;))

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There isn't one. When that stuff about "they chose the bear" happened, they meant it.

You have to be vetted and have an in, give their dog bacon. Volunteer.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

There isn’t one. When that stuff about “they chose the bear” happened, they meant it.

RIP women, but tbh what did they expect when they chose the bear

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, they're not exactly wrong, the odds of getting raped on an evening walk are drastically higher than a bear screwing with them.

Being a guy, I think the odds are still relatively low, but also being a guy, I don't have any say in how they feel about things nor their experience to understand.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

A random bear is a lot more likely to maul you to shit than a random dude is to rape you lol. It's a horrible choice but I respect it (rip)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

A random bear is a lot more likely

I get the feeling you're not acquainted with wild bears.

Unless they feel threatened (especially with cubs) they generally DGAF.

Almost 1 in 2.1 Million Chances of Being Attacked by a Bear. (National Park Service)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

I think it really depends on the bear. Polar or grizzly, and you're in trouble.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

This is about being with a bear vs a dude though. That stat is for randomly getting attacked...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

g with a bear vs a dude though. That stat is for randomly getting attacked…

This was the sauce

https://people.com/would-you-rather-be-in-woods-with-bear-or-man-tiktok-8644184

be in the woods with a bear or a man

The Parks Service is reporting on bear attacks in the woods.

While true it's not man attacks in the woods, it's close enough to at least understand it.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Go to the grocery store and keep staring at the scented soaps

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 57 minutes ago) (1 children)

Pro-Tip: Until they recently dropped the misleading product, "Unscented" Dove soap had perfume in it. Sensitive Skin Dove soap does not.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 minutes ago

Thanks for the ad.

[–] jaybone 23 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Depends. Did you remember your wad of hundreds and pack of Magnum condoms?

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 day ago

Looks like the upcoming Cunk on Tinder

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