BenFranklinsDick

Unexpected pastry raisins should be considered a war crime.

I would make a deal with the raccoon as long as it continues to pretend to be my wife for social events.

Respectable

Fake and gay. Anon had sex.

Straight and real. Anon didn't get laid.

I want to fuck that snake

A cat is fine too

Bone Tomahawk had a VERY short checklist to meet.

• Someone gets scalped with a bone Tomahawk

And BOY did they deliver and more.

"may run"?

Get this nonsense "news" out of here.

I'm gonna put "quotes" wherever I "damn" well please

You're not my "real" dad

My grandfather owned a farmhouse out in Nebraska, and we'd go out to the "crick" and wade around in leech infested waters and get bit by mosquitos until sundown. Then we'd pick ticks off the farm dog and dread going to the bathroom because he had a rule "if it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down"

He also ran a nudist colony in the desert in California during the winter months. Interesting man.

What a joke. Valuing pirated games as full value for a fucking video game bust.