Beastlygr

Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime. That’s why I always poop on company time.

Awesome. I just ordered some. Thx

In this situation, I would recommend grape seed oil. It has a higher smoking point.

We don’t know each other, so my words don’t mean much, but I am really sorry you are feeling so down. It sounds like it’s pretty exhausting.

Good

Hehe “bear hands” Now all I see is him waving his furry bear hands around.

There are so many things wrong with this idea. I can barely afford my bills as it is. Now you want me to increase my power bill so can then I can be without power? Not to mention the climate impact, food spoilage, medical devices, lost wages. This would fuck over the public more than industry or the economy.

When I was like 12, I thought chain wallets were the shit. Unfortunately my parents wouldn’t let me have one. I ended up hooking a bunch of Disney keychains together and wore that as my chain wallet. This was often worn with my favorite sleeveless neon green shirt and my lucky black and white checkered shorts.

Isn’t all gardening plant-based?

When you drive an Uber in America.

I prefer “revenge procrastination bedtime”. I need to get back at that shitty day I just had.

We need more naked men on our coins. I’d start carrying change.