Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime. That’s why I always poop on company time.
this post was submitted on 26 Feb 2025
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I will poop my pants before I do it at home, for free!
...Why yes, I am an adult. Why do you ask?
Getting paid to shit, getting paid to wipe. Bwst 45 minutes of my fucking life
But work doesn't have a bidet.
I bring my own wet tissues for this reason.
Meme: It's ok.
Meme + title: Beautiful.
This is what cigarettes and coffee are for